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Writer's pictureRajan Chauhan

I hate you Parivesh

You know how much I love horror movies, right? Not even in my dreams. Well, I was super excited to watch the new Evil Dead Rise movie that just came out. It's supposed to be a sequel to the original Evil Dead franchise, and it's about two sisters who have to fight off demonic forces in a high-rise building. Sounds awesome, right? Though I know I would wet my pants off watching it.


Randomly, I texted my friend Parivesh, and asked him if he is going to watch. I was expecting a simple yes or no answer, but instead that SOB sent me something that made me want to throw up. He texted me three words: The Human Centipede. And then he added a smiley face.


( I'm gonna kill you )


I had no idea what he was talking about, so I googled it. And oh boy, do I regret it. The Human Centipede is a movie from 2009 that is about a mad doctor who kidnaps three people and stitches them together mouth to anus, creating a human centipede. It's one of the most disgusting and disturbing movies ever made, and it has two sequels that are even worse.


I watched the trailer and I gagged & felt sick. How could anyone make such a movie? How could anyone watch it? How could Parivesh recommend it to me? I messaged him immediately and asked him what the hell was wrong with him. He said he was just joking and that he had only seen the first part of the trilogy. He said he heard about it from some where else and thought it would be funny to mess with me.


( Oh you poor Pyschopath , What in Heaven Made you watch that disgust without even vomiting or gagging for atleast once ? )


Well, it wasn't funny at all. It was traumatizing. I can't get the images out of my head. I don't think I can ever watch another horror movie again. He ruined my day and my love for horror movies.


So guys, please do yourself a favor and don't ever watch The Human Centipede or its sequels. They are not horror movies, they are torture porn. They are not entertainment, they are sickening. They are not worth your time, they are a waste of life.


Only a Psychotic person can even think of making and producing such barbaric acts. He must have some very disgusting fetishes. I pray for those innocent soles who tried watching it. RIP


And Parivesh, if you're reading this, you owe me an apology and a ticket to movie Whenever we meet in the future And maybe some therapy too.

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